Vibrating Devices

Getting birthday gifts is the hardest because I'm a woman of all things practical. I have yet to get one for the Matriarch's 60th (can apply senior citizen ezlink already ok?). I'm so hardcore about giving practical gifts that I made the Mister do the same. Once he bought me a digital camera for my birthday, I got so worried about him buying me an expensive gift again that last year, I actually made a request for a vibrating device that I can stick into my mouth every morning and night.